Sarcasm is a lost art these days. Especially when you consider that it is so common that it goes by unnoticed. Come to think of it, phrases like "too bad" and the so called "NOT" jokes reek of a base version of the fine art of sarcastic commentary. Sarcasm is a true art from limited only by the artist's vocabulary and imagination. Throw a couple of metaphors and it becomes literature.
When I complained to my roommates about not being able to chat-up some chick I met this week on gtalk because of a bad net connection, I was taken on a tour of how internet romance is for losers. I could not muster the will to tell them that all I was trying to do was stream some porn!
In other news, I realised why a WC is better than an Indian toilet; its really hard to sit, relax and think on an Indian shit-pot(one of the pleasures of a long weekend).